Your followers will love these great "Dad Joke" social media graphics! This social pack contains NINE (9) professional social media graphics, provided in a zipped folder, complete with all nine high resolution .png files.
Dad Jokes included in this graphic pack are:
- If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
- What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
- How do I look? With your eyes.
- A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."
- A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
- The secret service isn't allowed to yell "get down" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald duck!"
- Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
- Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!
- Kid: "Dad, make me a sandwich!" Dad: "Poof, you're a sandwich!"